@Quartzjixler: Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!
@Quartzjixler: Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today.
Her: Because of your beard?
Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature.
@Quartzjixler: Dancing Prime Minister
Dancing Chancellor of the Exchequer
Dancing Lord Privy Seal
-ABBA explores dance vis-a-vis constitutional monarchies
@Quartzjixler: "I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot.
@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
@Quartzjixler: Shipwreck survivors on an island
S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts!
S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan.
@Quartzjixler: Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years.