Punctuation is important, kids.
OMG THE POWER I HAVE ON TWITTER IS INSANE MWUAHAHAHAHA
*catches bus to get home
I like to avoid confusion by making it weird from the beginning.
Me, during phone sex: Babe, do you ever feel like somebody’s watching us?
NSA agent: No
Him: I like nerds
Me: So if a train is going at ten miles an hour west, and another train is travelling 50 miles an..
Him: not like that
She’s a macaroni art maker, he creates pictures of Jesus on toast. Their budget is $1.2m.
Dog leader: the catpocalypse has begun
Dog 1: destroy the fluffies
Dog 2: we’ll take ’em down
007: meow. I mean, right on
You like me?
*has a conversation with you where I’m completely me.
*never hears from you again.
Right then. That’s sorted.
Do Twitter your way. But don’t mention spiders. Or clowns. Or moist. Or moist clown spiders.
Its rubbish trying to adjust a g-string in your Batman suit.