Teacher: Your word is indictment.
Me: Can you use that in a sentence?
Teacher: Yes, I can use indictment in a sentence.
Seriously waiting for a four year old to make it to any of those 30 under 30 lists.
FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters.
“Here’s change of 50 and that’s 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap.”
Have you ever looked at someone’s phone’s selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?
I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?