Me: *buys a blue chair online*
Internet: check out these 16 similar blue chairs since you obv collect blue chairs
The person who named the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon had to be a realtor.
A lot of people think my handle is my actual name but it isn’t. My real name is Rachel Onomatopoeia.
This needs to be over soon because my husband is starting to realize I’m not out of his league.
Based upon recent baking experience I have concluded that a loaf of bread should cost $75.
Lockdown upside: I have learned how to operate the 17 remote controls for the tv.
Sometimes I think the human body is amazing, how it can fight disease, heal from injury, create new life, and other times it let’s me choke on my own spit.
If you keep a pen in your mouth when you’re on your computer no one asks if you’re busy.
After three beers in a bikini I quit holding in my stomach and just think of baby names to tell people.
My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can’t get laid.