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@RachelWenitsky : This is a little film called, "Trying to Describe Myself to My Lyft Driver So He Can Find Me"

@RachelWenitsky: TV WRITER (MALE): How do we make the girl character hot hot cool make me hard?
OTHER WRITER (MALE): Make her know the names of all da carzzz!!
TVW: Should we give her other personality traits?
OTVW: No definitely not!
TVW: Should she BE a car?
OTVW: Whoa. Yes.