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I’ve eaten so much Easter candy..that at this point I’m positive i’m ovulating Reese’s eggs.

@RackOfSteel

I feel like people are in such a hurry these days, that there isn’t enough moseying happening anymore. Dont even get me started on sauntering and lollygagging.

@RackOfSteel

Beer before liquor never been sicker. Taco Bell before wine no 69

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I was mowing the lawn and a frog just appeared out of nowhere and threw himself under the mower. Guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

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I can tell these edibles have finally kicked in by the way I’m caressing my burrito and whispering “Ay Papi” Into what I’m pretty sure is its ear.