I wouldn’t mind getting arrested today because I’m having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.
Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.
I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she’s still not talking to me.
I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.