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I wouldn’t mind getting arrested today because I’m having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.

@RadOrDie

Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.

@RadOrDie

I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she’s still not talking to me.

@RadOrDie

I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.