A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window.
Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn’t worth saving.
*addresses the elephant in the room*
*puts a stamp on the elephant in the room*
“My pen pal is gonna love this.”
Always a housemaid, never a house.