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The rest of the year

May: Murder hornets
June: Sexual harassment spiders
July: Pedophile bears
August: Active shooter lions
September: Burglar Tigers
October: Hijacker sharks
November: Kidnapper Wolves
December: pyramid-scheme alligators

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The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white

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People who enjoy salt & vinegar chips are a sturdier breed, more prepared for life’s challenges