@RandiLawson: Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said "This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"
@RandiLawson: For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can't even right now, obvs press THREE.
@RandiLawson: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden
@RandiLawson: I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!
@RandiLawson: Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy.
@RandiLawson: Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays.
@RandiLawson: "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"
"DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"