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@RandiLawson : Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion.
@RandiLawson: I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
@RandiLawson: I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman.