My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary.
So, I brought donuts along this time but I can’t find the microwave oven.
-So how can we help you today Mr Benson?
“Please. Mr Benson was my father.”
-Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?
Everything brightened up when you came into our presence.
– Food in my refrigerator.
Yes, I have read ‘Game Of Thrones’.
No, It is not any different from the show.
-Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles.
If I were a millionaire, I’d probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, ‘Salt’ & ‘Pepper’.
My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
Sometimes I ponder over things like,
-What is life?
-Where am I going?
-What the hell is a “spokes” person for a bike company called?
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb.
Maybe she wasn’t that hungry.
Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love.
Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks,
“Why would anyone want to kill their wife?”