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[Sunday morning]

*congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church*

– mass unfollowing

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An accountant who disappears with all his client’s money is a math magician.

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Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies.

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She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Boss: You need to work on your puncuality.

Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place.

Boss: ….?

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Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less.

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I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.