@RatBatallion

Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject.

Do you believe in aliens ?

If so , do they have genitals?

@RatBatallion

If you’re having a bad day , just remember …

All of you are funnier than Dane Cook .

@RatBatallion

My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .

@RatBatallion

When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn’t herpes .

@RatBatallion

The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .