@RealCarrotFacts

On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy – he was america’s carrot

@RealCarrotFacts

Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating

@RealCarrotFacts

Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep

@RealCarrotFacts

You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won’t know what you are doing because he’s a carrot