@Real_Dick_Head

Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.

@Real_Dick_Head

When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one.

@Real_Dick_Head

*gets first nose bleed since childhood*

Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?