@Reverend_Scott: Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce.
@Reverend_Scott: Dr: He has a lot of blockage
"So my Dad has a bad heart?"
Dr: He also donates to charity
"So he has a good heart?"
Dr: Ya, it evens out
@Reverend_Scott: Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected.
Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog.
@Reverend_Scott: If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.
@Reverend_Scott: Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency
Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US
Dinosaur 911: is it the sun
Dinosaur: haha probably. bye
@Reverend_Scott: Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u?
Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE?
Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR
Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy?
@Reverend_Scott: Recent studies link bacon to cancer.
"Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer", said one pink scientist.