After eating this cereal for 30 years I am still neither lucky nor charming.
I’m currently 27 years into to my “get rich quick” scheme.
My wife and I tried for a long time to have kids. Nearly 12 minutes one night.
Area 51? I thought we were all gonna storm Forever 21.
Shouldn’t it be spelled “Ciclops” with one i?
Hasbro is the only company that manufactures Monopoly. Think about that for a minute.
I would be a workaholic but I can’t stand the taste of workahol.
Open casket funeral? Remains to be seen.
Whole Foods just notified me that I’ve won a “Lifetime Supply of Fresh Kale” which in my case is one kale.
Currently binge watching old eclipses to get caught up for tomorrow.