@RiotGrlErin
ME: *wearing multiple earrings, a face mask, earbuds and glasses*
EARS: Shall I hold your purse as well or are you good?
@RiotGrlErin
Amazon: Your order has been ship—
Me: *Track Package*
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Cauliflower: *ring ring*
Textiflower: *ping*
@RiotGrlErin
Like dudes straight up do not pay attention. It took Bruce Willis 2 hours and 10 minutes to realize he was a damn ghost in the Sixth Sense.
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Celine DiOn
*claps twice*
Celine DiOff
@RiotGrlErin
Overpopulation? Ban coffee. Humans will murder the shit out of each other.
@RiotGrlErin
Nobody:
Me: people died on the Titanic but the lobsters were set free.