@RiotGrlErin

ME: *wearing multiple earrings, a face mask, earbuds and glasses*

EARS: Shall I hold your purse as well or are you good?

@RiotGrlErin

Like dudes straight up do not pay attention. It took Bruce Willis 2 hours and 10 minutes to realize he was a damn ghost in the Sixth Sense.

@RiotGrlErin

Overpopulation? Ban coffee. Humans will murder the shit out of each other.

@RiotGrlErin

Nobody:

Me: people died on the Titanic but the lobsters were set free.