*Buys new iPhone*
*Crosses road tweeting about it*
*Makes entry in heaven* –
Sent via iPhone.
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime.
She : It’s not working between us.
He : Why ?
She : For starters I can’t handle your silly jokes.
He : Hmm okay and for main course ?
HR – What are your strengths and weaknesses ?
Me – WiFi Password and WiFi Signal.
[ Buzzfeed writer becomes a teacher ]
“Kids today we will learn Alphabets. Here are 26 Alphabets that will blow your mind”