@RoastedPapad

*Buys new iPhone*
*Crosses road tweeting about it*
*Accident*
*Dies*
*Makes entry in heaven* –
Sent via iPhone.

@RoastedPapad

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime.

@RoastedPapad

She : It’s not working between us.
He : Why ?
She : For starters I can’t handle your silly jokes.
He : Hmm okay and for main course ?

@RoastedPapad

[Interview]
HR – What are your strengths and weaknesses ?
Me – WiFi Password and WiFi Signal.

@RoastedPapad

[ Buzzfeed writer becomes a teacher ]

“Kids today we will learn Alphabets. Here are 26 Alphabets that will blow your mind”