joining a chess tournament and timidly saying “are you mad at me?” whenever they take a piece
Can a paleontologist explain to me why dimetrodons were so infatuated w/ yelling at the ocean?
Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don’t enjoy them. Plz understa
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!
Life advice: If someone ever tells you “I’ll be there in thirty minutes”, you should ALWAYS respond with “You’ve got twenty” and hang up.
“Come reckon with me bro.”
Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.