@RobDenBleyker

joining a chess tournament and timidly saying “are you mad at me?” whenever they take a piece

@RobDenBleyker

Can a paleontologist explain to me why dimetrodons were so infatuated w/ yelling at the ocean?

@RobDenBleyker

Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don’t enjoy them. Plz understa

@RobDenBleyker

Life advice: If someone ever tells you “I’ll be there in thirty minutes”, you should ALWAYS respond with “You’ve got twenty” and hang up.

@RobDenBleyker

Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.