@RobertJrDowney

I think Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

@RobertJrDowney

Who’s idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open.

@RobertJrDowney

If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.

@RobertJrDowney

Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.