Funny Tweeter

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Page of RobertManchild's best tweets

@RobertManchild : [uses 225 gallons of water to clean out peanut butter jar for recycling]

@RobertManchild: You say "Are you ok?" but I know you really mean "Stop coughing."

@RobertManchild: [company meeting]

Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.

Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]

@RobertManchild: [travels back in time]

[accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]

@RobertManchild: My car is 13 years old.

I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort.