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Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.
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started wrapping my pills in cheese
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Accidentally searched “how fast does a stool softener work” in the Zoom chat.
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MAKE THE ENTIRE DESK OUT OF MOUSE PAD STUFF
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Interstellar (2014) – A widower utilizes mankind’s greatest technology to get as far away as possible from his kids.
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[uses 225 gallons of water to clean out peanut butter jar for recycling]
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You say “Are you ok?” but I know you really mean “Stop coughing.”
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[company meeting]
Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.
Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
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[travels back in time]
[accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]
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My car is 13 years old.
I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort.