@Robert_Beau

I saw my lawyer at the grocery store but I didn’t speak to him because I didn’t have $300 on me.

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So now they say Vaccinated People can Gather in Groups of 8 with No Issues but I don’t Know 8 People with No Issues.

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I didn’t Survive Cooties to be Taken Out by a Goddam Virus.

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One of the perks of being self employed is sex with the boss.

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Here in the South, we don’t consider a cookout successful unless there’s an ambulance involved.

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The roadside sobriety tests are really getting tough … now you have to name all the Kardashians while folding a fitted sheet.

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I never got the cat spayed but we did have ‘The Sex Talk.’

@Robert_Beau

Maybe the refrigerator doesn’t see anything it wants in you either.

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So my doctor said my alcohol use was depleting magnesium from my body and I should change my lifestyle, so I bought a magnesium supplement.