A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.
911: 911. What’s your emergency?
Me: I’m bleeding profusely.
911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats.
I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm.
A is for apple
B is for bear
C is for candy
D is for your mom