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A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.

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911: 911. What’s your emergency?

Me: I’m bleeding profusely.

911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats.

Me: …

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I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm.

@RobocopLust

A is for apple
B is for bear
C is for candy
D is for your mom