@RobotThomas

Born again? No thanks. One trip down the birth canal was enough.

@RobotThomas

What I lack in personality I don’t make up for in anything else.

@RobotThomas

How come Yoko Ono didn’t marry someone from Nickleback instead?

@RobotThomas

Roses are black
Violets are black
It’s late at night
I didn’t pay the electric bill.