@RodLacroix Today from 9 to 10 AM we are having an all-hands family seminar on how to replace an empty toilet paper roll.
@RodLacroix @RodLacroix College Daughter: Hey dad can you help me with a question on my physics homework?
Me [in my 3rd hour of trying to help my 5th grader with her Common Core Math]: OH THANK GOD SOMETHING EASY
@RodLacroix My son mowed the lawn so if you need me I’ll be outside re-mowing the lawn.
@RodLacroix Today’s homeschooling Google searches:
@RodLacroix [car appreciation parade for child’s teacher]
Me [hanging out window with paper]: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO #5?!?
@RodLacroix The stock market may be down but with all the parents needing to stay home with their kids for the foreseeable future I am heavily investing in vodka futures.
@RodLacroix God: It’s time to speed up the apocalypse.
Angel: But people are basically good. Give them a chance!
God: The Baby Shark people just released a “Wash Your Hands” song.
Angel: Never mind, go ahead.
@RodLacroix Child: What’s a pandemic?
Me: It’s like a potdemic but flatter.
Child: I’ll ask mom.
@RodLacroix This pandemic has prompted a lot of questions like, “Who is at the most risk” and “Is it airborne” and “Has my wife always chewed that loudly?”
@RodLacroix After a week of helping the kids doing online learning we have decided that math is really not a necessarily life skill