@RodLacroix

Here’s a little song I wrote about being old in the summer it’s called “Sunburn on My Bald Spot” and a one and a two

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[Zoom call]

Boss: What do you think?
Me: [going to the bathroom]
Boss: Can you hear me?
Me: [getting another beer]
Boss: I think he’s on mute.
Me: [getting chips]
Boss: Hello?
Me: sorry I was on mute

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Me: [getting ready for work]

Teen [stumbling out of bedroom]: Can you keep it down? I’m on vacation.

Me: [decides to vacuum house]

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Our UPS guy has won 389 FitBit challenges just from walking back and forth to our front door.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we’re okay.

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One good thing about being sedentary for this long is that the life expectancy of my socks has tripled.