@RodLacroix Here’s a little song I wrote about being old in the summer it’s called “Sunburn on My Bald Spot” and a one and a two
@RodLacroix @RodLacroix [Zoom call]
Boss: What do you think?
Me: [going to the bathroom]
Boss: Can you hear me?
Me: [getting another beer]
Boss: I think he’s on mute.
Me: [getting chips]
Boss: Hello?
Me: sorry I was on mute
@RodLacroix Me: [getting ready for work]
Teen [stumbling out of bedroom]: Can you keep it down? I’m on vacation.
Me: [decides to vacuum house]
@RodLacroix Meteorologist: Dress for the 70s today.
Me: Okay.
@RodLacroix Netflix and oh great my wife is asleep already.
@RodLacroix I slept like shit.
– how adults say “good morning”
@RodLacroix Our UPS guy has won 389 FitBit challenges just from walking back and forth to our front door.
@RodLacroix My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we’re okay.
@RodLacroix One good thing about being sedentary for this long is that the life expectancy of my socks has tripled.
@RodLacroix Kids: Can we go outs-
Me and wife, together: YES PLEASE