@RuthePhoenix

Had a really nice moment this morning with the postman as we held hands through the letterbox. Only slightly ruined by his screaming.

@RuthePhoenix

Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?

@RuthePhoenix

People who call themselves “grammar Nazis” deserve the worst possible sentence.

@RuthePhoenix

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.