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Page of Ryanfc706's best tweets

@Ryanfc706 : Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

@Ryanfc706: No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

@Ryanfc706: I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don't smile back... I'm using my face muscles for you, you little shit.

@Ryanfc706: After months and months on my weight loss supplement, I finally lost $200.