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Overheard in the jewelry shop:
“I swallowed for this??”

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Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.

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Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?

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Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.