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I’m not saying animals are better than ppl, I’m just saying you’ve never seen a puppy jack up the price of prescription medication

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When I die, I want to be buried with a few random animal bones so archeologists 1,000 yrs from now will wonder what the hell I was

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Boss: I’m sorry but you’re fired
Me: But I’ve poured my blood, sweat, & tears into my work!
Boss: Exactly. Cupcake sales are down 75%

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Karate Kid taught an entire generation that there is nothing that dedication, perseverance, and an illegal kick to the face can’t solve