Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!
If Kevin Bacon never said “want some bacon with your eggs” to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn’t make sense anymore.
You’re only as awkward as you say you are…out loud…in front of people…who were in a private conversation…that didn’t involve you.
I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what’s important. #Cake.
This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward.
Me: *crawls in window*
Him: What are you doing?!
Me: You’re my boyfriend now?
Him: I’m calling the cops
Me: But you retweeted me??