If only we’d had some kind of warning that a pandemic would pandemic.
Hot single narcissists in your area want to be rude to you and then pretend nothing happened.
Nothing is as heavy as a page that needs turning.
Me, 48 hrs after agreeing to let shit go: “Okay, lemme ask you somethin-“
Person: I like you
Me: *eyes narrow* Why
Ancient proverbs say “Nobody sleeps when the cat’s bowl is empty”.
Why am I single? *wipes hands on shirt like a napkin* Beats me.
Be like a cat and never give up on closed doors.
My life won’t stop downloading updates without my permission.
Well I guess someone had to be the cautionary tale. You’re welcome, everyone.