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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a mirror, asking to be possessed by a poltergeist that loves to clean and fold laundry.

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The receptionist at the doc’s office today kept pulling her mask down to talk to me and I-

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Hot single narcissists in your area want to be rude to you and then pretend nothing happened.

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Me, 48 hrs after agreeing to let shit go: “Okay, lemme ask you somethin-“

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Ancient proverbs say “Nobody sleeps when the cat’s bowl is empty”.