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Page of SabotagedSmoke's best tweets

@SabotagedSmoke : I only shop at yard sales for haunted family heirlooms & lingerie.

@SabotagedSmoke: Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips.

@SabotagedSmoke: Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood.

I need to wipe.