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@SaddestTiger : sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
@SaddestTiger: im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
@SaddestTiger: eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought.