I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I’m about to go over the 140 character limit…& den u no how it b.
Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I’ll paint your ceiling.
Errybody gon be naked tho.
Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20%
So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying
“So You’ve Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?”
That is definitely a reality show I would watch.