@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.
@SamuelHLowe: I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.
@SamuelHLowe: I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
@SamuelHLowe: - You always have to have the last word.
- THAT IS A LIE!
- OK, I'm sorry.
@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"
@SamuelHLowe: -Why didn't you answer your home phone?
-Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me?
-Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
@SamuelHLowe: - Hello, princess. Can I call you princess?
- OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam.