Judge: You shot him. How do you plead?
Me: Bleed? NO. He was the one bleeding
Me: HAHA *High five?
Judge: Ten years with no bail
Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY.
World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson’s daughter.
I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe.
All girls love surprises. I didn’t know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can’t understand women.