@Sanbel11

“Baby, I’m in the bedroom waiting for you”

Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed.

@Sanbel11

It’s so cold out, that I don’t know who’s just wrapping up warm and who’s a ninja.

@Sanbel11

-Come on, it’s time to go

-No

-We are going to be late

-I hate school

-But Mum, you have to take me!

@Sanbel11

He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me

@Sanbel11

Me: NO!

Him: What? I haven’t even said anything

Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to

@Sanbel11

My superpower is turning “never again” to “ok, one more time”

@Sanbel11

– Are you even listening to me?

– Of course I am

– Ok, what did I just ask you?

– If I’m listening to you

@Sanbel11

If he’s a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?

@Sanbel11

-I can’t stand liars and fakes
-You are so pretty
-See? Why can’t everyone be honest like you