“Baby, I’m in the bedroom waiting for you”
Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed.
It’s so cold out, that I don’t know who’s just wrapping up warm and who’s a ninja.
“Please let go of my hair”
-Come on, it’s time to go
-We are going to be late
-I hate school
-But Mum, you have to take me!
He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
Him: What? I haven’t even said anything
Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
My superpower is turning “never again” to “ok, one more time”
– Are you even listening to me?
– Of course I am
– Ok, what did I just ask you?
– If I’m listening to you
If he’s a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
-I can’t stand liars and fakes
-You are so pretty
-See? Why can’t everyone be honest like you