@SandwichGhoul

THEM: are you willing to take a drug test

ME: my name isn’t test but I’m down

@SandwichGhoul

I’m just a MAN standing in front of a DOOR because I thought it was AUTOMATIC

@SandwichGhoul

ME: I declare bankruptcy

CUSTOMS OFFICER: No just like stuff you bought in Mexico

@SandwichGhoul

GOD: Sharp pincers

CRAB: Thats dope

GOD: Hard shell

CRAB: Hell ya

GOD: Delicious legs lmao

CRAB: Wtf