@SarahR_82

I know a couple who’s kids names are Zayden, Izyan and Fender. They just named their new dog Dan.

@SarahR_82

The neighbor woke me up with his lawn mower. I’m going to sit outside and play my recorder all day.

@SarahR_82

That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor.

@SarahR_82

Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know.

@SarahR_82

I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he’d know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.