
I know a couple who’s kids names are Zayden, Izyan and Fender. They just named their new dog Dan.
I know a couple who’s kids names are Zayden, Izyan and Fender. They just named their new dog Dan.
The neighbor woke me up with his lawn mower. I’m going to sit outside and play my recorder all day.
That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor.
Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know.
I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he’d know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.