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@SarcasticSadOne : I’m in a doctors waiting room. What’s a polite way to say “I hate your baby”?

@SarcasticSadOne: *after sex, in a British accent

“Please sir, may I have some more?”

@SarcasticSadOne: Me: You don't have to tell me twice.

Narrator: 38 times. You have to tell her 38 times.