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Page of SaxMouse's best tweets

@SaxMouse : When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends

@SaxMouse: I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like "Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"