#ReplaceACelebWithAHouseHoldItem Nail Patrick Harris
90% of parenting older kids is making sure they’re not in the same room when they have to do homework.
#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it’s at!
#MakeAFilmUncomfortable Four Wedgies and a Funeral
Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here’s what I’ve learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover.
Somebody tell her, I can’t.
Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what “nerd” means.