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Page of ScobeyWanKenobi's best tweets

@ScobeyWanKenobi : Just called the number of a guy I met last night and a pizza place answered. I didn't even know you could live in pizza places. I'm in love!

@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.

@ScobeyWanKenobi: Just once I'd like to yell, "Don't you know who I am?!" because I'm important, not because I'm drunk and actually forgot.