In the next Mad Max movie instead of fighting over gasoline they should be fighting over toilet paper.
Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open?
I swear the Butterfly effect has seriously gone out of control this year.
Looks at today’s news…. hears Benny Hill theme.
I love it when the doctor’s office asks me if I’ve been out of the country like I’m super rich or have Ebola.
I just observed a sign that said “How do nudists clean their glasses?” so there’s that question to keep you up at night.
Sharks just aren’t eating enough people.
Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have
The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We’re Just Cucumbers With Anxiety” – Science Person
“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.