*gets down on one knee*
UPPERCUTS MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE
Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over “My Heart Will Go On”…said the guy in the car next to me
I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking”
[pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]
Hangs a sign on front door that says “Robbery in progress – Please do not disturb” to deter burglars
Favorite cannibal movies:
3) Cannibal Holocaust
2) Cannibal Ferox
1) She’s Having a Baby
Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman’s other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin
What do we want?
-SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS!
When do we want them?
-NOW! THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC
How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes