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Wizard of Oz (1939): A hapless teen suffering from head trauma is led down the wrong path to cosplay, heroin, organ harvesting and ultimately, homicide.

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Someone robbed a Pensacola Mini Mart stealing 300 cases of Red Bull. How do these people sleep at night.

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That water trick was miraculous, but let’s see Jesus try walking on Legos.

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All I’m saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we’re all French toast.

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Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered my next mealy, Came an empty tapping, a rapping at my pantry door. Quoth the Ramen “ever poor”

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Someone robbed a Pensacola WallMart of 300 cases of Red Bull. How do these people sleep at night.

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Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You’d think one of them would ask me what the hell’s wrong.

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So many haunted “mansions.” Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.