Wanna know what’s cold? An airplane toilet seat at 30,000 feet.
Wanna know what’s colder? The stare of the person exiting the restroom after you.
Scene: I’m sitting on an airplane
A guy returning from the bathroom steadies himself by placing his hand on the overhead bin as he walks by my seat and…
A piece of toilet paper falls off his hand and lands on me.
Do I set myself on fire?
My New Year’s resolution is to stop making so many typos.
Wish me lick.