@ScreaminZeman

I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.

@ScreaminZeman

I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts.

@ScreaminZeman

When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service.